Before getting to the main topic, let me give you a funny joke to adjust the atmosphere.
The zebra loved the fawn very much. He expressed his love several times but was rejected. After the tenth failure, the zebra roared to the sky: Why, why is all this happening? The fawn timidly said: My mother told me about tattoos. are all hooligans.
There are many jokes that can show your humor. Appropriate humor can also improve a girl's favorability towards you when chasing a girl. But if you accidentally make a joke into the gutter, it will probably be worse than a car accident. The scene was spectacular!
For example, when a boy says something joking to a girl, "Look, your hair is going to fall off the top of your head if you keep it short", the girl will probably feel something in her heart every minute. I forgive you more than 300 times!
Therefore, some jokes should not be made casually. The consequences of offending girls are very serious. It is so serious that even if you treat them to dinner, it is very likely that you will not be able to eliminate the small feelings in their hearts. Shadow~
You have to learn to take your time and think about it more than 300 times before you speak. Want to know which jokes you should not make with girls? Let’s take a look at the following negative teaching materials. Which of the jokes have you told?
Jokes 1
< p> "I heard that you are more optimistic about breaking up than I am about finding a girlfriend!"Girl: Is this person's brain flooded? Why don't you give me a red gift soon!?
Joke 2
"Are you really fat? I didn't notice it anyway. It should be because your weight base is too strong."
Girl: I ate your noodles , Have you drank your water? It smells shameless!
Joke 3
"Have you photoshopped this photo? I guess I can’t even recognize it because of its beauty. You!”
Girl: It’s my business how I want my photos to look. If you don’t like it, don’t look at it~ I just said this to you, do you want me to block you?< /p>
Joke 4
"You have become more beautiful, and I can still give you nine points."
Girl: Don't I still have ten points in your eyes? Okay, we're friends now, and I've never seen you praise someone like this!
Joke 5
"You like Lu Han? He looks so girly!"
Girl: Who do you think you are for brazenly criticizing my idol?
Joke 6
Your breasts are so big, are you really tempting me to commit a crime?
Girls: What’s wrong with having big breasts? Having big breasts doesn’t mean I’m casual! I blame others for being horny, and blame the lack of gravity on the earth for being constipated. No quality!
Joke No. 7
Your teeth are stained with lipstick
Girl: Damn, I really want to slap him to death. It’s funny to see my mother embarrassed. ?
Eight Jokes
"I always like to play around with stinky girls all day long, that's what I see. I can't help but fall in love with you."
Girl: Break up decisively!
Jokes 9
You are light, you are electricity, you are my only goddess, I only love you, you are my superstar!
Girl: I am light and electricity, please can you rehearse before singing?
Jokes 10
< p> Before becoming your girlfriend, "I like you...just kidding..."After becoming your girlfriend, "Let's break up...just kidding..."
Girl: no zuo no Die, sooner or later I will make you regret losing this baby.
Boys at the scene of a major car accident: No matter how generous a girl is, no matter how self-deprecating, or no matter how indifferent, these things that should not be said are not things that you, as the opposite sex, can joke about. They can laugh at themselves, but you can't be mean!
In particular, girls' appearance is always their most sensitive topic, and you must not cross this taboo zone at will. After all, girls care more about comments about their looks than you think.
After you have been with girls for a long time, don’t think that you can talk openly about any topic and make all kinds of fancy jokes, but!!! Even if you are familiar with each other, you can only have a mild sense of humor. ~Slowly test the other person’s sensitive points, and circle your head three times to avoid being blocked!
If you are not the kind of person who knows how to joke, then just remember this general principle at this time: Only make fun of yourself, don't make fun of girls.
